ISO

woman who wants to see magic in exchange for social media posts
will pay, but you will deserve more

will trade beautiful, real clothes
for real life influencing

handyman to brush hog 15 acres

fun, kind women who like
throwing parties - local only
will pay $25/hour

calligrapher - local only
will trade beautiful pours of scotch
for penmanship

sewing club - local only
will pay $25/hour

community organizations needing
to fulfill community hours - local only
will pay $25/hour

someone who will donate a
Strega Nona Christmas Spaghetti Party
to the community - local only
est. $25,000

a donated commercial toaster
sent to this address:
708 N Main St, Rolla, MO 65401

a donated commercial griddle
sent to this address:
708 N Main St, Rolla, MO 65401

hairstylists with a very good heart
looking to help save humanity
i need your help

giddy goat gift card
ask ben to keep it for me

coffeesmiths gift card
ask veronica to keep it for me

a seamstress who always wanted
to be a costume designer
will send you thrifted finds
and $150 if you will send back art

Nathan Fielder’s contact information

are you a mother
who would like to see
matriarchy?
mail me

do you understand that
we must save humanity
and would be willing to
pray about it?
mail me




a woman who will trade a
glimpse of magic
for social media maintenance
will pay, you’ll deserve more

fun, kind women who like
throwing a good party - local only
will pay $25/hour

beautiful, real clothes
will trade for real life influencing

plants, a lot of them
please have delivered to:
616 Rolla Street
Rolla, Missouri, 65401


handyman to brush hog 15 acres
will pay whatever is fair

calligraphr
will trade excellent pours of scotch
for beautiful penmanship

sewing club partnership - local only
will make a monetary donation
in exchange for hours

community clubs requiring
community service hours
please write me
will make a monetary donation
in exchange for hours

donation of a community celebration:
Strega Nona Christmas Spaghetti Party
please write check to The Giger Foundation
est. $25,000

commercial toaster
please have delivered to:
708 N Rolla St.
Rolla, Missouri 65401


commercial griddle
please have delivered to:
708 N Rolla St.
Rolla, Missouri 65401

seamstress who always wanted
to be a costume designer
will send thrifted clothes
and $111 dollars if you’ll send back
art to wear

contact information for Nathan Fielder

mothers who are interested in
collectively praying for humanity
including but not limited to
the health, wealth, and happiness for all
write me

those who protect
and are comfortable with prayer
write me

if you own a luxury
co-working farm/commune/
community space and land
in northern italy
write me

*if you’d like to do something nice for me,
please leave a gift card at giddy goat or coffeesmiths
. they’ll know how to get it to me,
and share the love.